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A douche bag, a word to describe someone stupid, dumb, etc...
Also used to describe a fake or a phoney, i.e: John Edwards --> South Park
John Edwards:I'm not a fake or phoney and definitly not a douche bag!!
Stan Marsh:You are a fake, you are a phoney, and you are the biggest douche ever.
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When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.
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A tool ideal for dirty pussies.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
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Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*
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Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
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a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.
Aquaman is a douche bag.
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Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.
John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."
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