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A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality.
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage
Why do police have to be such Douchebags
Wow, even when not in uniform; he's still a douchebag
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A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"
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a vile obnoxious piece of shit.
joe lieberman is a douchebag.
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a mother fucking jackass that noone likes
Bob- Basharat is such a douchebag
Joe- Why?
Bob- hes just an ass hole for no reason and he has no friends
Joe- true
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A very infectious disease that affects mostly white 20 something males turning them into egocentric steroid using assholes with orange skin. Various strains of Douchebag have been Idenitfied.
1. The Frat Douche- this strain has ravaged college's across the U.S since orginating at Arizona State in the early 1990's highly contagious it turns high school seniors into full fledged douchebags rapidly after infection. Symptoms include drinking Keystone or Natty Ice beer and wearing popped collars and sunglasses even when indoors
2. The Ed Hardy douche- showed up in small numbers in 2007 but didn't explode until Jon Gosselin became infected. Sypmtoms include wearing T-shirts with a flaming tiger on them and dating two or more skanks at the same time.
3. The Statan Island Douche- The newest strain of douchebag to appear first showed up in late 2009 charcterized a very inflated ego and uncontrolled muscle spasms that result in punching of the air. Skin turns a very odd orange color muscle sized increases and hair becomes thick with grease and and is often spiked. Unlike other strains of douchebag the Statan Island appears to affect women at an alarming rate. their symptoms include wearing cheetah print clothing, large amounts of eye liner and drinking large shots of Tequllia.
If you see a douchebag infected person or you yourself are infected please Quarantine yourself and call the CDC as soon as possible.
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Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.
From popular culture:
John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.
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A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.
Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"
Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."
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