A very fucked up son of a bitch with no friends and no balls
An alien-like creature, founded by H.A.M. He was found under a rock after ham blarged it up one night. He was let back into space, and every time theres a shooting star, its just Shwigger Douglas shooting a load across the sky.
the shwigger douglas has come back to us !
Holy Shwigger Douglas !!! Thats not an Indian, is it ?!
A US army general, known for the Korean war, who is extremely based. One of his most admirable suggestions was nuking China, which was definitely not unethical/ un-called for/ would not cause all-out nuclear warfare between the superpowers.
You hear about that fella Douglas Macarthur, what a cool guy with a massive schlong. I wish I was him.
A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
A fag who sucks at baseball and will be chatting boy during baseball season. Brayden also models for the lucky charms box. He runs like there’s a pole stuck up his ass and nobody knows why
Hey there goes brayden Douglas with that pole ip his ass