Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

16👍 22👎

dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

3👍 2👎