Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

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dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

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Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

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