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A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
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Miller Genuine Draft. My favorite beer hands down. It is one of the most prestigeous beers made in the USA and in the world for that matter.
When I get to the bottom of a Labatt Blue or a Coors, the last inch of the bottle is like drinking skunk juice. But when I finish off the last sip of an MGD, I taste but a sweet sweet necter.
Amen
Bartender: What will it be son.
Son: Well sir i'm a human being so anything less than a Miller Genuine Draft should be served to my dog.
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The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.
jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!
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To go through a hard or tuff time
The reason I was so quiet last week was because I was going through a draft .
A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.
It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!
Sex in the men's room at a NASCAR race during a yellow caution flag.
See that chick over there... we were bump drafting after that wicked crash on turn three.
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A movement that seeks to set up by law a draft where people would be drafted into the porn acting business and have to go and be in porn films.
John is in the porn draft movement.
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