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A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.
"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!
"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'
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The female lays down flat on the ground, while the man squats over her face - covering her eyes with his testicles - then he urinates in her mouth.
"Bitch! Lay down on the ground. I've got a surprise for you. Hold on, I'm gonna cover your eyes with my nuts. I like to call this one the lincoln drape.
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat drapes can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.
Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.
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When one stretches their scrotum to the point of being loose enough to cover their entire penis like a drape. Just one of the many exotic neologisms derived from ReiyuGuiGui's twitch streams.
Before the big bang, Meghan had fun playing with Bob's ball drapes.
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I have beef drapes...i hate them so much cas they smell everywhere n when i get my menstruating time mum has to get the mop out and its so stained already that we also use mums hair.So now its red, but she cant use mine so she just puts her hair onto mine and rubs!
My vagina...why do i have such long beefy drapes hanging up in my vagina!Them beef drapes smell funky!
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