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Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"
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A New Orleans term signifying a po-boy with all of the traditional condiments: mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles. Can also be used for sandwiches and burgers.
I'd like my shrimp po-boy fully dressed please.
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A dress with a circular opening on each breast which exposes both nipples to view.
Wow kathy's wearing a nipple dress.
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For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them
A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!
(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.
Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.
Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.