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A Dustin

A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.

I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!

What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.

My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.

by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dustined

The act of being scammed or having the wool pulled over your eyes.

Amanda was dustined when she traded her top fantasy player for two mediocre players. Always be careful to not get dustined when important matters are involved. "I was dustined because I never saw it coming."

by Mahomes said November 6, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


dustin

the act of taking a shit

Im gonna go to the bathroom and take a dustin

by zmoneyyyy May 30, 2008

372๐Ÿ‘ 355๐Ÿ‘Ž


dustin

to leave, get up and go, exit a venue/house/place. Make dust with your feet and get the hell outta there.

1)"yeah we're dustin, bye"
"seeya"

2) "alright lets dust"
- *all get up and go*

3) "we gotta dust or we''ll be bare late bro's!"

4) lets dust shop and dust back and dust out.

by allowaaaaaaa May 20, 2006

302๐Ÿ‘ 365๐Ÿ‘Ž


dustin

my dad is a huge dick face and left for about 7 years and counting.

I hate Dustin.

by Clifford's girl October 19, 2017

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


dustin

the best man ever he will have the best dick you seen, he is loving and is great in bed handsome, great hair, and will have a great body in the future

man i was just with a dustin last night

by hotwomen09 October 13, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


dustin

dustin is a god

omg is that a god oh no its just dustin

by earn shadow March 2, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž