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NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.