some one with both fully functioning testicles
despite what people might believe
wow that guy was amazing in bed
yeah total dylan
49๐ 33๐
Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.
(at the pool)
Girl:Omg! Is that the Dylan dude?
Other Girl: Hell yeah it is!
Girl: He is so hot!
9๐ 3๐
Amazingly fantastic, he loves getting hugs, and can be slightly shy, would completely mess up anyone that messes with a loved one. Totally boss at everything, next time you see him, give him a big hug, unless your a guy, in that case give him a big high five.
"Damn dylan, you fine as hell "
"Whats Dylan's number?? "
8๐ 3๐
Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes.
Verb: to shower endlessly.
Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.
Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan."
Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening.
Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."
375๐ 328๐
Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!
62๐ 47๐
The type of person that is attracted to cats.
43๐ 29๐
will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.
dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.
51๐ 38๐