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I'm writing this as an Israeli...
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.
Arab Jew:"yalla,bo neleh lishmoa mizrahit" (C'mon,let's listen to Middle Eastern)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)
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One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!
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Mid eastern got the sea and Africa so therefore it’s allowed to use the nigga pass
Mid eastern nigga: u heard about that nigga pass on mid easterns
Black nigga: huh nigga?
Mid eastern nigga: nigga I’m mid eastern
Black nigga: aight punk ass clown
SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...
“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE
An accent of English spoken in the East of New England.
The border is traditionally the Connecticut River, which separates the accents of Eastern and Western New England.
Eastern New England accents are non-rhotic while in Western New England the 'R's are pronounced everywhere.
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the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.
After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.
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A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
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