a girl who *blows* your mind away
Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away
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Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.
Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.
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<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great
Boy does Sally need an ego condom
bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
Device used to take selfies with your smartphone.
The girl with the ego stick is showing herself a whole lotta love.
In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain
AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*