Rural Dictionary

eight-ball

An eight-ball is a big ass chunk of coke...as in cocaine. About the diameter of a quarter or bigger if you get a real deal.

Jaze: Hey man, wanna buy an eight-ball?
V-Dub: Sure man, how much?
Jaze: 230
V-Dubb: Bitch, you crazy. I'll give you 200.

by Pit Bull September 14, 2006

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Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.

"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"

by GPurvis November 5, 2013

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eight belles

putting someone out of their misery-or in some cases, out of your misery.

Man, my boy Nate is buggin me! I'd love to take him out back right now tie him up and give him the ole' eight belles.

by R.Noonan May 8, 2008

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Eight-face

1. Adj, to be used during an instance of shock or surprise, syn. surprise, shock (in reference to the difference of a normal face :-) and the surprised face 8-) when texting.)
2. Verb, to be used when surprising or scaring someone or something else.

1. "When my roommate scared me I was like, 'Woah! Eight-face!'" -or- "My brother threw me a birthday party and I was so eight-faced!"
2. "Dude, I just eight-faced you so bad." -or- "I'm going to eight-face my sister by replacing her shampoo with ketchup."

by Lis0nline June 17, 2010

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