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A small elderly women that appears to have a fuck-ton of Botox in her blood stream, and looks just like the star of sesame Street
“Dude our substitute math teacher is Botox Elmo”
When you take a shit on a curb and you put someone’s teeth on the shit and you curb stomp them
Person 1: “I’m gonna dirty Elmo you
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a complete disconnect from reality
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
Just a babies show but I watch it,,
Person 1: Can you sing
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Show me:
Person 2: Lalalalala Elmo's world lalalal elmo's world Elmo loves his goldfish his crayon too , THAT'S ELMO'S WORLD!!!!!
Person: Well done, Great
What you call your ginger friend's penis
Hey Will put your shorts back on. No one's tryin to see that elmo dick
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"