The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.
Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.
Person 1:I identify as lesbian, I play roblos and I act erotic, so I will name my channel Erotic Gayming
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson
When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
A sexual act where the girl goes in the bathroom, gets 2-5 sheets of tp, pulls her pants down, balls it up and shoves between her asscheeks. Then the girl comes out and the boy watches as the girl crawls and hops around the room on all fours, face down and ball of tp in her ass
Person 1: What did you do all day?
Person 2: did the erotic bunny with my gf.
A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)
"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"
A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.
Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!
A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.
"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"
"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."