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Essay's are people who do a lot of drugs and wear fully sick adidas clothes and side bags that had all their drugs in it. They also have a pair of the UGLIEST SHOES IN THE WORLD (TNS), they start fights they cannot finish but they make sure that theyre in groups while they attack some poor innocent lad just in case they fight back and they only talk in slag and swear words
Look at that eshay *kid with tns, adidas side bag and a cigarette walks past*
Damn bro look at that mistake
Oh you mean that eshay?
Yeah mate
a name that means to life a long and happy life.
girls named eshay are usually very kind and caring and love everyone. all the guys love her because of how thoughtful and nice she is. she also gives great hugs! YEET
i just got married!
hope it lasts forever! was her name eshay? youre a lucky man
Propaganda.
They should be avoided at all costs.
Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
Whilst generally described as young persons with a dress sense straight out of an 3rd world rip-off shop, a nasty lack of hygiene and an inability to enunciate the end of their words (bruffa, weaffa, picha); their name "eshay" is a formed from pig Latin, whereby they take the first consonant and add it to the end with 'ay', (possibly to overcome that suffix issue mentioned earlier). Pig latin might've been cool with the kids in the early 80s but could only be described as lame now.
Eshay1 "got any nangs bruf?"
Eshay2 "nah (taking out a glass bbq), but this shit's insane brah"
Eshay1 "fk yeah lad, reckon a stint in the dention centre would be killa brah"
An eshay is basically the boy version of a vsco girl. They wear bucket hats, or wear their hats backwards and an inch above their head. They also wear nike tns. They also wear bumbags.
"He's such an Eshay."
Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters". Eshays are only found in Australia.
An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. A fucking annoying mf that starts shit for no reason and most are assholes, with their shitty mullets. Normally wear branded clothes.
Eshay 1: Oiii bahhhh guess what lad
Eshay 2: yeah cunt ??
Eshay 1: i fucking rolled some faggot at the transtation this morning
eshay 2: nahhhh, for what bahh
eshay 1: fucking airmax 90s cunttt
eshay 2: dont ya already got airmax 90s
eshay 1: yeah lad i needed another pair
eshay 2: sick lad
scenario 2:
'random person walking across the street'
eshay 1: what the fuck ya looking at fucking cunt
random person: what?
eshay 2: yeahhh lad wtf are u staring at fucking dog
(eshay 1 bumps into random person)
eshay 1: Fucking get out of my way u gronk