One who does not wear a shirt.
Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.
I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.
77π 51π
A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.
"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."
13π 5π
A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.
Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?
Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.
28π 17π
A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.
Molly: βMy March madness bracket is so fire!!β
Tim (behind her back): βnah her bracket is so Ethanβ
8π 4π
Kinda cute, but takes stuff too far. People think hes gay, but he really isn't. Always coming up with weird conspiracy theory's.
Now Ethan thinks pajamas are Illuminati? WTF?
6π 3π
Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair
Hey is that an Ethan?
No why?
Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.
6π 3π
Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.
"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."
6π 2π