he is smart and SUPER funny! he is the sweetest human on the earth. he is just like a little cinnamon roll!
Kate: who is THAT!?
Nat: oh yeah. that's Evan.
Kate: he is super cute!
Nat: yep. i would date him, but i'm a lesbian, so he's all yours!
Evan is a girl who likes strawberry jam and is usually very sporty or athletic.
Theres evan with her jam sandwich again.
Evan has a bigger pp than anyone else in the entire world
a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game
jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all