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The Turkish Exchange Rate

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1

by Scots September 20, 2016

349๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.

There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 26, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Armani Exchange Student

A foreign student of any high school or college who frequently dresses in only high-profile brands such as Armani Exchange, Gucci, True Religion, or Louis Vuitton. This often accompanies over-gelled hair reminicent of a guido or chent. Nobody knows how they can afford such pricey clothes.

Don: Dude, Ji Suk always rocks the flashiest clothes, like 24/7.

Pat: I know broski, he's a total Armani Exchange Student!

by BesidesIllegal October 29, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.

"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"

by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 28, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Exchange Student

Probably either the coolest or weirdest person you will ever meet.

German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.

They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.

They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:

German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.

American kid: Why?

German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}

American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.

German Exchange Student: Good for you.

by friendofagerman June 13, 2012

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn exchange program

A program where friends trade their old, boring porn with their friends,so that they have a wider variety. Very cost effective in these tough economic times.

Joe has watched "Doing Miss Daisy" so many times that it was boring so he traded it to Pat for his" Beth does Boston ." Both were pleased with their porn exchange program.

by Daisy55 November 12, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


midair passenger exchange

Seen on blogs, this is grim air-traffic-controller speak for a head-on collision. Midair passenger exchanges are quickly followed by "aluminum rain".

Controller 1: Man, THAT was a close call!
Controller 2: Yeah - we almost had a midair passenger exchange!

by JRob December 30, 2011