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Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.
The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.
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a smell that is only pleasent 2 u...4 thoose around u it smells like roten eggs or somtin!!!!!!
holy crap! that fart stinks >:Þ
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Something that smells really bad!
My girlfriend's farts can rip the stitching out of a pair Levi's!
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The mating call of the corn holing faggot.
When one poofter hears another one fart, he responds, either with a fart of his own or verbally.
Rowdy Texas poofters call out "Chow Time!"
High-class poofters say, "Dinner Call!"
Not wanting to waste a lot of time talking, Armistead traipsed into a gay bar, lifted his leg a trifle, and blasted out a tremendous fart. The stentorian trumpet call echoed through the room and drew many approving glances.
Tex hollered "Hot damn! He's brought out the big guns!"
Lemony minced over to Armistead, bent over, and spoke sweet words to his arse:
Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
Bird thou never wert
That from Heaven, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.
He inhaled through his nose, loud and long, then continued,
Like a rose embowered
In its own green leaves,
By warm winds deflowered,
Till the scent it gives.
"You'll do fine," said Armistead as he took Lemony's fluttering wrist and escorted him from the bar.
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Mother Nature's Air Freshener.
"Fart in your air conditioner and smell the results."
-Mother Nature Herself
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Another way to address a TERF, Feminist Appropriating Radical Transphobe
Friend 1: This woman accepts all LGBQ+ people, but not T(rans).
Friend 2: lmao she is one of those FARTs.
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a musty smelling gas that comes out of your dirty anus.
Oh shit!,that fart parted my brothers hair!!!
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