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What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.
Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.
Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.
I know because this happened in school today...
Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!
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Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
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Definition : Laugh Out Loud Fuck My Life.
person 1: I have less homework, yay!
person 2: I have more homework lol fml.
1. “f*ck me later,”
Usually used with couples or as a joke.
2. (outdated) “f*ck my life”
Used to depict anger or disappointment
1. “Hey babes, FML”
2. “I hate this fml..”
Common term for fuck my life
"I have a science test tomorrow fml!"