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A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about
I hate people who post there problems on facebook
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
Hell. Actually I'd probably take hell over eHarmony's douchebag cousin.
You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.
Facebook was cool before those kids showed up and ruined it.
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Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.
When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."
When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:
Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
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verb - the action of using the facebook; viewing profiles, groups, friends, messages, etc.
It's been 3 hours since I last facebooked - I'm having withdrawls!
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social networking website that most people use nowadays.
most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.
"ohh jenny add me on myspace!"
"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"
"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"
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