Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

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Em Facts

Em Facts is The only place to find legit facts about "Rap God" Marshall Mathers (Eminem)

Here are some Em Facts.

The name of the song playing in the background of "The Kiss" (skit on The Eminem Show) is called "Everyone's Looking At Me." It was a song that Eminem recorded for The Wash soundtrack, but never made it.
Eminem was embarrassed to release "Hailie's Song" at first
Hailie came up with the hook to "My Dad's Gone Crazy" on day, while Eminem was mixing "Soldier." She was there playing around and said "Somebody please help him!"

Valgo Fact

A completely untrue fact, usually based on false assumptions and fake news

I heard another Valgo fact last night, smh this clown man.

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Fact-Checker

The company backed labels you see under posts on social media platforms such as Instagram. If you see this, the post more often than not contains valid information.

Post: *Shows person(s) in a position of power deliberately doing something messed up*
Fact-Checker: mIsSiNg CoNtExT: tHiS pOsT cOnTaInS fAlSe InFoRmAtIoN
A rational individual: It doesn't take context to deny that an act is objectively wrong.

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Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.

Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

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matter fact

As a matter of fact (in fact, actually)

Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P (Williams Pharrell, Drop it like it's hot)

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Tek-Fact

When you claim something as a fact but you're actually just spewing bullshit out of your anus and calling it a fact.

Tek-Fact -

Tekniqz - Today at 6:57 PM
its not an attack
its just a fact
o_o

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