my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
my fatass dad
yahoo the search engine.
Jokes aside its anybody who is annoying enough that you wish murder was legal when you are around them
"I HATE THAT STUPID FATASS BITCH!!!!!!!" "who????" "YAHOO SEARCH ENGINE!! IT WONT LET ME USE GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!"
The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).
You: " Yo what up Mike"
Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"
You: The fuck?
someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull
“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass
someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull
Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass
charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass
you’re very fat charles
A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”
Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”
Sage: “Meow!!!!!”
Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”