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An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
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Forced acceptance, approval and applause of beliefs that are different from your own.
"They continued to demand that I was being intolerant but their definition of tolerance was actually faux tolerance."
Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.
dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.
Overly fancy Mexican fusion cuisine. Often found in high end neighborhoods of big cities
Him - How about Mexican tonight?
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.
A person who live blogs an internet stream of a media event. Also a douche.
Eric Sofge who writes for Popular Mechanics is a faux journalist, and a douche.
When a person behaves as if they are sick to give the appearance of having the flu. In reality this person is not sick but wants others to think they are for some sort of personal gain.
She: Wow, isn't our coworker really sick today, she sounds terrible.
He: Oh no, she is fine.
She: I don't think so did you hear her cough?
He: Yes I did, but it's just the faux flu. She has a big party to attend tonight and is setting up for a sick day tomorrow.
When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.
Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.