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February 20th is a day where the man you care most about needs to text you all day and do whatever you ask
Girl:Hey can I have you hoodie
Boy:why
Girl:Because it’s February 20 and I ask for your hoodie
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This day marks the birth of the greatest human to ever live, but is she really human. we don't know??
she could be the direct spawn of Satan himself but she is an absolute queen and you shall bow down to hear and appreciate that not only you but the whole universe has been graced by her amazing glowing presence.....
Bob: " its February 24th"
Bill: " Omg mate bow down in respect the queen of the universe was born on this day"
* everyone bows down*
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A date that you can use when someone wants you to do something with them or when someone asks you to do something for them and you don't want to.(Best used before March and after December)
Hey lets hang out sometime?
Yeah how about February 30?
Sure yeah.
On February 30 you can slap my ass as much as you want.
Really?
Yeah as many times you want.
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“Damn, she’s one hot mama!” “Was she born on February 28?” #hotmamaday
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February 6th is Canadian Maple Syrup Day eh. Whip out your Aunt Jemima and guzzle it down.
Oh my god its February 6th, I gotta go to Whole Foods and grab some syrup!
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Only the hottest of the hot are born on this day
Oh I bet Ryan was born on February 12 hes soooooo hit
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The day when the grenz ppl celebrate there independence 🇬🇩
“ Did you know February 7th is Grenada’s Independence Day?”
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