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an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret
When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.
Have you pet a wet ferret today?
One who punches ferrets.
See also: Yanni
Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?
a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs
"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"
I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.
A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.
"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."
Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching
Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.
Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.