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A great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first. The woman usually wins.
Sally and Jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it.
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The thing you say when you have nothing else to say.
Frank:"FUCK YOU KYLE"
Kyle:"FIGHT ME YOU ITALIAN FUCK"
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BEST BOOK/MOVIE ever to be read or seen in the theaters. I read this book once so far.. but I will read it again.. and I will read more of chuck palahnuiks work.. simply a genuis
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
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(n) when someone leaves a comment on a video on youtube before someone else calls them out for leaving a dumb comment. These fights often frustrate the person who put the vid up.
"Oh yea, I just love it when people have youtube fights on my videos."
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Rules and Regulations:
1) A knife fight can be declared when two bros cannot make a decision and must settle it in some way.
2) Either of the bros or the main bro can declare a knife fight.
3) Only two bros can fight in a knife fight.
4) Before the fight begins they must stand ten feet apart from each other on their respective side.
5) A knife fight is fought in a circle formed by all the bros and must be at least ten feet in diameter, a line must be drawn in the middle of the circle to keep each bro on their respective side.
6) A knife fight is fought with only switch blades or any other kind of knife, no guns, no fists, only blades.
7) Both bros must try to shank their opponent in order to win, the first bro to get shanked loses.
Note: Using any unapproved weapon or leaving the arena at any time is illegal.
Officiating:
1) The main bro will be the ref for a knife fight.
2) He also carries a switchblade.
3) He stands in the middle and declares when the knife fight begins.
4) The ref can stop the knife fight at any time.
5) If the ref catches one of the bros doing something illegal, he is allowed to shank them, giving the other bro the win.
Nick: GOOAAAALLL!
Person 2: No, the ball never crossed the line...
Nick: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! I WANT A REDO!! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!
Main Bro: KNIFE FIGHT!
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Two dykes kicking the fucking tar out of each over.
"oh yeah dyke fight...you kick me right in the pussy."
Slang for smoking weed (yoda).
Dude, I scored some yoda on the way home from class. You wanna go fight the empire?