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The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...
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means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?
Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...
Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!
**Filipino Time**
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Filipino Rage is a anger that can only be summoned from those of filipino decent. The rage may result with yelling in a demonic-like voice, and the person gaining incredible strength.
Guy1: Did you just see that kid rip that desk in two?
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.
"Power level over 9000!!!"
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Spaghetti that has RED HOTDOGS in it and is sweeter than italian spaghetti =
let`s go to Jollibee and get some filipino spaghetti!
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Filipino Mafia is a workplace setting, predominantly supervised by Filipinos, who treat Filipinos preferentially.
Rebecca didn't get the hours she wanted, because she can't talk to her supervisor in Tagalog. "I got screwed by the Filipino Mafia again!"
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An asian woman who comes from the philipines. Unlike other asian women who come from different parts of asia, Philipino chicks have a much darker skin complexion and are generally alot more bustier and filled in :)
My GF is a Filipino Woman
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When Filipinos arrive to a party two to four hours late because they hate to be the first ones there. If you have Caucasian friends, they will most likely disregard "Filipino Time" and arrive at the set time.
The party started a while ago, but with Filipino Time, I don't expect guests to come for another two hours.
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