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An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die
Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell
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One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.
Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
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The opposite of dummy thicc, someone who has absolutely no ass
Damn boi he so dummy flat his ass curves inward
When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland
John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you
An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.
I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.
When someone is extremely busy
He is flat chat on other work today and will get back to you tomorrow.
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An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.
NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'
Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."
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