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The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.
I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.
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To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.
I wanna give her a flood in the basement.
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While in the midst of having sexual intercourse, the male thrusts deeply into the vagina or anus of their partner and halts. The male then concentrates on forcing out his urine through the end of his rock-hard penis and fills up the partner's body cavity with piping hot piss. The act usually brings the receiver to instant orgasm as the piss hits the G-spot or shoots in to massage a prostate. It is then recommended that the receiver bend over a drinking glass and let the urine (sometimes mixed with cum) trickle into the glass. Once refrigerated, this can make for a cool and refreshing treat on a hot summer day.
Thomas brought Jose to orgasm by providing Jose with a jet-stream of warm tinkle forcefully up his puckering anus and onto his wanting prostate. As the two were gathering Dixie cups to collect the tinkle in Jose's ass, both Thomas and Jose were glad that Thomas had engaged in flooding the cave of Jose's rectum.They would both sleep well tonight.
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n.
An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
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1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.
2) The opposite of mana screw.
"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."
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a far more liquid case of mud butt where one's shit seems more like piss coming out of your ass.
Oh, shit! Stop the car! I've got flood butt like a mother fucker!!
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An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.
1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.
2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
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