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When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.
After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.
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1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
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pubic hair caught between your teeth after oral sex
She smiled at him afterwards, totally unaware she was showing the georgia floss.
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The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.
Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"
The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth
The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.
When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.
If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.
For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.
2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain