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vicious bloodthirsty hound;
person who pretends to be your friend but stabs you in the back as soon as possible
Jenny: did you see how fat that whore Heather looked today?
Joe: you're such a girl.
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One of the most confusing things on earth. If you are a boy you will never understand one. Probably have there own language that only girls understand. They always say one thing and mean the other. Like hugging eachother and saying I’m sorry lots of times if they hurt another girl. For some reason they love buying lots of clothes. So good luck to any boys!🙃
Girl #1: Oh my Gosh we get to go to the malll!!!!
Girl #2:( in high pitch scream) YAAAASSS
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All soft and cuddly, but you never get to be with one.
Dude 1: Hey bro you goin' out with that chick you told me?
Dude 2: Nah, She said she has to study coz her finals are comin up next month. I understand. Education is important, you know?
Dude 1 to himself: What a fuckin' looser!
Dude 2: Girls...
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Some are hot, some are not.
But if you are married, you better have a credit card.
If you're just dating, expect a bill.
Girl: "Oooh, look at that diamond necklace! Please get that for me! I need it for that party! Please?"
Husband: "Fine".
*credit bill comes in a week
girls...
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A girl who is into sterotypically girly things, such as pink, unicorns, ribbons, fashion, makeup, etc.
I can tell you who isn't a girl girl. Tex, from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue is NOT a girl girl.
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Female breasts (probably Australian slang)
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs..." from The Register, Oct 16, 2009, article: Oz driver prangs ute during 'amorous activities'
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Things that make masturbation a whole lot easier for us women!!!
oh yeah! it feelsso much better when i squeeze the girls!!!!!
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