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the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.
"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
Grandma Trudy: the most beautiful, caring, generous, hard-working, bestest "eggy" maker, shoulder to cry on, ear to listen, the phone call every day to check in on u, the only red hair above the clothing racks at the mall, your mom, your grandma, your best friend, counselor, advice giver, and endless giver, foxy lady with the red lipstick and high heeled shoes.
That lady was a grandma trudy.... look at that red hair and her high heeled shoes.
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Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.
Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.
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A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.
That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.
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A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.
Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?
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a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.
Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."
Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."
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