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A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.
Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.
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Planet Earth is a BBC nature documentary series narrated by David Attenborough, first transmitted in the UK from 5 March 2006.It was co-produced with Discovery Channel and NHK in association with the CBC, and is described by its makers as "the definitive look at the diversity of our planet". It is also the first of its kind to be filmed entirely in high-definition format. The advert theme is by sigur ros and is called hoppipolla.
did you watch Planet earth last night?
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A word used to describe being in a very obscure place, said by somebody who has no idea where they are.
"Where are we, Fucking middle earth?"
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A really heinous shit.
Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.
"Oh boy, I wouldn't go in there for a while. I just did a massive Battlefield Earth. A real stonker. Wow."
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The hour set aside during the last weekend in March during which businesses and households worldwide are encouraged to turn off all unnecessary electricity to promote awareness of global climate change. Furthermore, earth hour allows an observer to engage in various activities that would cause shame or embarrassment if the lights were on. Activities including, but not limited to, being featured on failblog, yacking in front of that hot guy/girl you want to bang, and coitus with extremely unattractive individuals are pardoned. After all, epic fails and party fouls are completely justified if committed during an attempt to save the world.
Person A: "Dude, please tell me you didn't bang that chick you brought home last night. She looked like a mangy troll."
Person B: "It was earth hour. Don't you care about the world."
Person A: *hangs head in shame*
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An Italian fan club of Michael Jackson. Also known as simply CTE.
If you want to be a follower of MJ in Italy, I guess you'd look to join Children of The Earth.
One badass metal band!! RIDE ON FIGHT ON STORM RIDER STORM RIDER!!!!!!!!
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