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Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
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Alias' Heaven Staff, the definition of people who were paranoid of their server's reporters and would do immediate ban if a person is related to the server reporters.
"Hey i heard Alias' Heaven Staff is worse than the Alias' Heaven itself."
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1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.
3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
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Mihoyo Staff Mfs was a term coined by Akairo#9379 upon finding out that his friend, Atsushi⚔#0769 had outrageous amounts of luck. After this initial event, it was now used a lot more often by both him and his friends. There also exists a variation which is known as just "Mihoyo Staff" just for simplification.
Genshit Impact Player 1: I heard Genshit Impact Player 3 got 4 5 Stars in 10 wishes!
Genshit Impact Player 2: Mihoyo Staff Mfs.
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Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
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Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money
The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
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