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will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.

Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.

by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


joke

1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about

1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355

by L33tm4s73r November 20, 2011

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


jokes

to say something funny

Oh Nigga you think you got jokes

by Blue man for life January 15, 2008

13πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


joke

A very easy course that requires little outside study.

Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.

by matt April 16, 2005

24πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


joke

Something that everyone takes to seriously.

Calm down, it was just a joke...

by angliv123 February 26, 2015

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


joke

What feminist don’t understand

Dude: wanna hear a joke
Woman: that was so rude why would u say that. That’s not funny I’m super offended and I’m going to JaΓ©n a YouTube video about it
YouTuber: ok guys today were reacting to this feminist kicking over a baby because of a joke a some man said
Viewer: omg haha I’m going to comment a joke
Feminist: I’m so offendedβ€”β€”-and this is the cycle

by Crust krabs January 26, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


joke

A build-up plus a punch line.

Did you hear about the guy who had a suitcase full of bluebirds, bluethroats, European and American robins, nightingales, and veerys? He wound up in the doctor's office; he had quite a case of thrush.

by Korora December 3, 2003

24πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž