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When the foreskin of the male genitalia is reattached either using glue or with string. This is done in many countries as tradition. This ritual can also be religious in some parts of the world
“Did you know that Arison is having a Foreskin Reattachment and we are all invited?”
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A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?
Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!
Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
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Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.
Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!
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Fear of an uncircumcised penis.
"The new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.”
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Texas slang for the Washington Redskins football team.
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Foreskins 28 to 3 last night.
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Foreskin ramp is the effect that occurs when it's easier to deep throat a uncircumcised cock than a cut dick. The foreskin acts like a ramp for smoother sucking.
Oh my god! I usually have the worst gag reflex, but last night I felt like a blow job queen! I can't take all the credit though; it must have been the foreskin ramp.
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An ultra rare delicious gourmet treat which brings god-hood when eaten, often found in hospital dumpster.
Bruh1: Bruh let go to McDonald
Bruh2: fuck that shit, I just found Geykume's Foreskin
Bruh1: *B R U H* That's some serious gourmet shit
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