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A nation composed entirely of homosexuals and effeminate hermaphrodites, most of which make a living as prostitutes. As a result of this and their decadent habits, namely, protesting the fact that they have to earn their baguette dildos and shitty wine with hard labor by day, and smoking cigarettes in cafes and bitching about their easy lives all night, every war they have ever entered ended up, sooner or later, in them opening their assholes wide and letting the enemy rape them for hours on end. The only gear French soldiers carry into battle are white flags and lube, as surrendering and getting assraped is all they are good at.
"What are all these faggots doing here spreading their assholes and putting white flags in them?" "Oh, they came from France last week."
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a country where white american girls are kidnapped by evil eastern europeans then turned into drugged prosetutes, until there dad comes and kill everyone associated with them.
my daughter went to france, and now she is missing.
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1. western European country located between Germany and Spain
2. known for rich culinary and cultural traditions
3. the breeding ground for anorexic, chain-smoking, cheese-eating monkeys who are condescending and ignorant of personal hygiene
4. the place where Daft Punk originated
guy 1:Ewww!!! Whats that smell
guy 2:France.
guy 1:Makes "scents". (laughs like a nerd)
guy 2: ...
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A country which was bailed out by the US in WWI, WWII, and Vietnam. Yet only opposed the Iraq war because of all the money they lost in contracts between Saddam and Chirac. Oh, and claims to be a leader in saving the environment when they have more nuclear power plants than the US with less restrictions on environmental standards...
"We lost 10's of thousands of troops for France, and all we got was this stupid statue"
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Slang definition for engaging in sexual intercourse.
"What the actual france man?"
"France you!"
"You francing pig"
"You wanna france tonight?"
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a land where the legal age for sex is 7 and consensual sex is illegal as rape is more difficult because theyre all pussies. most french men would be easily twatted by a 7 year old girl, its lucky they dont have girls. Men walk ROUND WITH BAGUETTES UP THEIR ARSES and and their cum smells strongly of garlic and takes up most of the english channel.
Zinedines in prison again, probably the many years of multiple garcon rape. STAY IN FUCKING FRANCE NEXT TIME
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