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A Springfield citizen who is kind and well loved by many people especially by his girlfriend. Even though they argue everyday 24/7 she loves him dearly because he still loves her even when he's mad. He has beautiful blue eyes that take away your soul and the most beautiful smile you could ever witness. He's a good guy, hope that Shawn Freeman knows that he is worth a million dollars to someone who thinks he's very special. He's perfect - Fathead
Shawn Freeman is the most wonderful person in the world.
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The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God
"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"
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a) noun
synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe
b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."
b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."
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doing some fat chick in a port a potey when she has butt crustyies from not wipping her ass
"dude i got a dirty freeman from that chick at that bar"
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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
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Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.
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1.another word for the HNIC, head nigga in charge.
2.someone who stands up to the white man.
1."hes a real morgan freeman so don't mess with him."
2."that guy is a real morgan freeman for talking to Bush like that ."
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