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Freshman Cute

Term used to describe someone who was attractive during your freshman year of high school, but got ugly as time progressed

Yo dude, Tanner is so freshman cute.

by shshshannon December 30, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freshman Follie

This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginรฉ.

Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?

Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.

Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.

Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.

by TheDoobieBrother November 4, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

by Franco April 19, 2003

87๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


freshman 40

The extreme version of freshman 15, with today's obesity, many teenagers are finding trouble with weight entering College.

Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen Robyn since last year?
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"

by Spenceg15 October 29, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freshman at life

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014

7188๐Ÿ‘ 4692๐Ÿ‘Ž


freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 17, 2011


freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 5, 2021