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I fuck ass

A human being who fucks ass.

“Yea, I fuck ass alright! Last night she was screaming daddy as I thrusted in and out of her tight as, while her wet little pussy dripped.”

Ava: Hey, wanna take this to the bedroom..?
James: *nods* I fuck ass.. it’s my thing.
Ava: *smirks and locks the bedroom door and slides down pants*
James: Now ass up, baby girl.
Ava: *nods and turns around on the bed*
James: *takes off his pants and sticks his dick into Ava’s ass*
Ava: Ohh~ yea!~
James: *Fucks Ava’s tight ass very quickly*
Ava: Cum in me daddy!!~
James: *Smirks and nods, cumming in Ava’s ass*
Ava: Oh that feels so good! Don’t stop!

by ISWEARIMNOTAPEDOPHILE December 20, 2021

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Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023


Fuck Ass Bob

A haircut. Does not have to be a “bob cut”.

“Did you see Lily? She just got a fuck ass Bob.”

by Brian Cranston January 12, 2023

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fucking ass ton

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)

Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original

by FATFTW December 3, 2006

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skull fuck in the ass

V. The art of skull fucking in the asshole originated in the lower region of China when this little boy named kong ate a meat popatart and had a vision..
No one really knows what this is or how it's done, still a mystery left unsolved.

Kongfu: I skull fuck in the ass other day, then I skull fuck mom in ass newb.

by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

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fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.

I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017

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Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.

1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

by David "Chocolate" D. February 10, 2008

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