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A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.
Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!
That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!
Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city
There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds
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Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
When you give your money to somebody's uncle and act like you don't got no money.
"Bro, can I get that money you owe me?"
"I'll have to get it out of my aux funds my dude."
The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.
Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!
Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.
I have insignificant funds in my bank account.
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An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.