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gta mechanic

Fucker who drove off with your car every time thats why we killed him -RIP

OMG the stupid gta mechanic just drove off with my car dude

by Astronaut50JL March 20, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


GTA-SA

http://gta-sa.com

An internet forum where thousands sign up, less than 300 ever post,and the regs all know eachother, like in the Cheers song. a forum for fans of the popular video game series Grand Theft Auto

1) Hierarchy of GTA-SA:
Administrators- those in charge. they make the rules, keep the forum alive, and hardly ever show up.

Moderators- includes those who pretend to enforce the rules and keep the peace. really, they just get off on having some power.

Original Gangstas- first members to post regularly on the forum. with few exceptions, the OGs seem to hibernate, returning to the forum and leaving by season.

Regulars- when combined with the OGs, the most hardcore group of people you'll ever meet. seriously, do not cross their path unless you want your ass pwn3d off you.

n00bs- the people trying to be regs. they think that by simply posting, they gain respect on the forum. it is the regs' job to inform them otherwise. in the most colorful language imaginable.

ghosts- those who go to the trouble of signing up for an account, but never make a single post.

trolls- the ones who sign up just to annoy and piss off the other members on the board. Regs and OGs make sure to thoroughly pwn them before they are banned from the boards by IP and whipped with the Limp Dildo of Justice (see below).

2) Limp Dildo of Justice:
The supreme form of humiliation and punishment in any e-setting. When a user is banned from gta-sa.com, they are slapped in the face by a flaccid flesh colored penile replica called the Limp Dildo of Justice. It is then made their avatar as an example to others who may want to follow in their footsteps.

Hey, you sass that hoopy gta-sa? There's a forum that really knows where its towel is.

by MonkeychipsXΒ² July 14, 2006

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


GTA IV

In GTA IV, you play as Nico Bellic (AKA NB) a Russian army dude who goes to NYC by boat.

Friend: Did ya get GTA IV?
Me : Yea dude

by Beer Boudewijn May 27, 2008

68πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


GTA Sentra

A club for enthusiasts of the Nissan Sentra and 200SX in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) located on www.gtasentra.net.

I wish I was a member of GTA Sentra!

by Spec V Boi August 29, 2003

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


GTA MC

The video game series "Grand Theft Auto" has come a long way since the original game. It has evolved throughout the years and within those years came out with GTA Online. This caused the Rockstar Social Club to sky rocket with crews. Most of these crews were Motorcycle Clubs. Not Motorcycle Gangs, if you say Gangs you have every right to be beat with a dick. These Motorcycle Clubs play by strict rules they like to call the "1%". When in reality "1%" means you follow no laws except your own. However different discussion and opinion for another time. These "1%" rules include. AR's only, Free-Aim only, always wear your patch, always ride a harley, etc. Many Clubs have certain "Bylaws" they like to follow. However some Clubs believe it's just a game and they do whatever they want to. When in reality this is not a way to be in the MC Community. Learn the rules then try to be something in MC Community. Don't be a bitch.

Alot of Clubs have certain things you must do before becoming a patched member. Usually these things involve stages of Hangaround then Prospect. Or a 3 stage where it's support, hangaround then prospecting.
In an MC there are ranks and these people belong to a thing we call Hierarchy. These ranks include but are not excluded to.
President
Vice President
Sgt At Arms
Secretary
Treasurer

Each Rank has a special job or meaning. Most Clubs have different rankings or hierarchy positions. I hope this helped any randoms looking to learn a few things about MC's.

Example 1
Bitch: "Yo man did you hear about that biker gang on GTA called the Insane Ones?"
MC Veteran: "Did you hear about that random who got smacked by a retired motherfucker from the MC Community for saying 'Biker Gang'?"
Bitch: ".....no?...should I be quiet and be humble then learn some more?"
MC Veteran: "Yes you should, be a good bitch and fetch me a beer."

Example 2
Random: "Hi I was wondering how I could join your GTA MC? I will do anything become a brother."
Patch/Hierarchy: "Well first you'd have to Support/Hangaround/Prospect to become a patched member. If you really want it we will be testing you hard. This is a Family not just a game. Are you ready?"
Random: "Yes sir!"

by X13Ice69X March 22, 2018

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


GTA Tryhard

a gta tryhard is a person on high skill level in an open world game which isn't as most of the noobs think a racing game or a mission type game. to call your self a tryhard you should have a really high skill in game and competitive cvc and 1v1 . could be a rng awnl aw freemode beach sniper city player dogfighter . usually we practice in freemode on noobs who keeps crying. unfortunetly a lot think a tryhard is that person in black bp helmet and 1-0 LZz but no these are the wannbe tryhards which filled the game and ruined it in 2018 2019. real tryhards never care about KD as noobs think been 5 years tryhard never looked at my KD so the OG tryhards. MiNDFReAK1291 is the best in gta online tryhard community.

a gta tryhard is a person on high skill level in an open world game which isn't as most of the noobs think a racing game or a mission type game. to call your self a tryhard you should have a really high skill in game and competitive cvc and 1v1 . could be a rng awnl aw freemode beach sniper city player dogfighter . usually we practice in freemode on noobs who keeps crying. unfortunetly a lot think a tryhard is that person in black bp helmet and 1-0 LZz but no these are the wannbe tryhards which filled the game and ruined it in 2018 2019. real tryhards never care about KD as noobs think been 5 years tryhard never looked at my KD so the OG tryhards. MiNDFReAK1291 is the best in gta online tryhard community.

by MiNDFReAK1291 April 29, 2019

31πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


GTA Junkie

A group of persons or person who visits the GTA-Junkies Forum every day.

Look at that n00b on GTA-Junkies.

by NotUBL June 8, 2005

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž