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a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.
jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.
Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.
Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood
A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.
Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'
Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf
Gaf Party
A Big Huge House Party.
Man I Cant Wait Til That Gaf Party At The House.
To obsessively insult somebodyelses clothes/being too obsessed with the clothes you are wearing.
Gareth : Look at the shoes that guys wearing!!!! What a knob!!
Ryan : Wo man you're Being-A-Bit-Gaf