haf-gaf

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.

jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.

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gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

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Goof my gaf

When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.

Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood

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all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.

Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'

Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf

Gaf Party At The House

Gaf Party

A Big Huge House Party.

Man I Cant Wait Til That Gaf Party At The House.

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Being-A-Bit-Gaf

To obsessively insult somebodyelses clothes/being too obsessed with the clothes you are wearing.

Gareth : Look at the shoes that guys wearing!!!! What a knob!!

Ryan : Wo man you're Being-A-Bit-Gaf

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knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf