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watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items

WATERMELON GAMBIT
*draws dick*

by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023


Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021


Denkoci’s gambit

Trying to pick up mulltiple women at the same time, whilst failling at doing so. A selfish act of overconfidance, generally despised by the other men.

Man, why is Jake trying to get numbers from 2 girls at once?
Yeah dude ho is totally doying the Denkoci’s gambit, what a wanker

by Robotapoldohoda April 28, 2022


Penny's Gambit

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.

Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.

by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022


king's gambit

A gambit where you sack your king.

Person 1:Dude you can't take my rook with your king, it's protected by the queen
Person 2:Bro it's king's gambit, how do you not know that

by zappity May 20, 2024


Cancellation Gambit

A marketing strategy to garner more publicity from cancellation of a product or feature, than through traditional methods such as an award or introducing something new.

There's no marketing budget this year, so we used a Cancellation Gambit to get some free PR by news outlets.

by omnix November 3, 2022


Epstein’s Gambit

In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.

Have you ever tried Epstein’s gambit, it’s a KILLER move”.

by BoolenOnABudget February 25, 2022