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(n.)a pasttime
(adj.)the aability to change your pimp juice into words and get a person to do something
Using my pimp game,I got her to suck my dick.
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"The Game" Is a scientific mystery that has been plaguing mankind for centuries... well, maybe since the 80's.
There are three rules to The Game.
1. When you learn the rules, you are condemned to playing the game for all eternity.
2. When you think of the game, you lose.
3. You must declare loss by saying to all people in the vicinity, "I Lost The Game!"
People often play with an amendment to rule two, stating that you cannot lose the game by thinking of it when someone declares losing the game. Otherwise, a terrible ripple of losing would spread throughout the world.
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When manning the door of a large college party and only letting in good looking women without their male counterparts. Telling the ladies to come in and telling the men that we're playing the "No Game"... "Can you come in? No." Then pointing them in the proper direction to start their walk of shame.
Come on in ladies, keg's in the back. Hey fellas. We're playing The No Game tonight. Can you come in? No! Start walking back to your dorms to play Madden, loser.
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"The Game" is a worldwide game where every time you think of it, you lose. Nothing happens, but you restart and the next time you think of the game, you lose again.
Crap, I lost the game! I haven't thought about it in years.
Congratulations! You are now playing the game (if you weren't already). The Game is very simple
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
Person X: "I just lost the game"
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
1. Upon reading these rules, you are now playing the game.
2. You are always playing the game.
3. Once you think of the game, you lose and must announce it to the world.
4. You win when you die, and therefore can no longer think of the game.