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(proper noun) A monkey who was elected president. Choked on a pretzel and can't even speak properly. Cause of the United States' chaos from A.D. 2001 to 2004. If he ever gets re-elected, he'll probably bomb every nation until the U.S. is the only one left.
George W. Bush: MONKEYMAN! Er... we is gonna goin' to bombing Iraq to restore chaos!
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George W. Bush is the current President of the United States of America. He is certainly one of the worst U.S. Presidents, if not the worst.
He has worked to destroy America's economy using ignorant Neo-Conservative economic plans. He further proved his ignorance by sending us into a blind war, cutting social programs to pay for the military, and using ridiculous amounts of deficit spending despite the fact that our country was already in trillions of dollars of debt and we were still in a the middle of a costly war in Afghanistan.
He and his Administration are responsible for numerous gross violations of the Constitution such as deporting thousands of innocent immigrants after 9-11, limiting people who protest them to ilegal "Free Speech-Zones," and passing the USA {PATRIOT Act}. He has tried to further trounce on civil liberties by trying to acquire ludicorus powers such as the ability to spy on any American for no reason and withouut warrant and has also tried to pass a seconds PATRIOT Act.
He and his cronies hide under the guise of Nationalism. For example, if you critisize them, they say you hate America, you hate freedom, claim you are unpatriotic, or even try to claim that you're a terrorist. They even had the balls to name their collection of unconstitutional laws the PATRIOT Act (As I explained earlier). They also justify their ridiculous breaches of freedom by trying to create fear amongst Americans by making potential terrorist attacks seem much more likely than they are so they can call their critics soft on national defense.
Bush also claims to be Pro-Life, but at the same time he has no problem supporting the death penalty and an unjust war for profit.
It's a good thing there's a term limit. The United States wouldn't last another four years of George W. Bush.
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A president who was elected (and reelected) by middle-class white christians who thought that they benefited from his policies by borrowing and spending much more money than they have even though they were too stupid to realize that those policies were raping them in the ass at the same time.
Joe: Hey look at Mr. Smith.
John: Yeah? What about him?
Joe: He's moving into a huge house. Is he a business executive or a doctor?
John: No.
Joe: Well, he must have voted for George W. Bush then since he obviously has how no clue on how to balance a checkbook.
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The sum of all the corruption in government; believes that he must save the American people from themselves and is trying to turn back the clock with his policies (domestic & international) in an effort to do so.
I pledge $13,000,000,000 for AIDS as part of my FAITH-BASED INITIATIVE
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Someone who is a governer because he is too douche bag like to win an election truthfully. He has very little understanding of the english language and the US constitution. What brain power he does posses is the ability to fuck shit up. According to Robert Wuhl, he is a desendant of another shitty president, Franklin Pierce. To get to the point, he was the load his mom was supposed to swallow. Disgusting, but true.
George "W" Bush. Thats all you need to know. Literally.
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The butt of all jokes, he not only embarrassed America, but the whole human race.
There was no way in hell that George W. Bush excel in a Ivy League school because he lacks intelligence.
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Leader of an ego-centric society, thinks thw world is his alone, and will do everything to conquer it. Also see Terrorist.
georges w. bush just launched a nuke on himself
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