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One with Orange to Red Hair
Freckles all over body
Is not a ginger if they juss have freckles on face
Gingers have freckles all over body not just face
You are not a ginger if don't have freckles all over body
Gingers burn very badly and get even more freckles
Ginger
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A simple and accurate defintion of ginger is the following: Redhaired, pale-skinned, freckled freaks. But a simpler and more accurate definition is the following: Freakish spawns of the devil that hell has unleashed to only horrify the human race of the devil's work. They are usually unexpectedly formed due to the normal appearance of the parents. But those parents are hiding a most dangerous phenotype of HETEROZYGOUS GINGER. All gingers should be dealt with in humane manner. Destruction. All who support them are fools and ignorant feminists who believe that gingers actually own souls. The demon supporters should be dealt in the following manner. Gingers have no rights. They are below women. Jk. But seriously.
Ben: Ewwwwwww what is that thing?!
Claire: Its a ginger! Don't touch it!
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A person with pale-like skin color. Usually covered in freckles, have thick glasses, protruding lower lips, and red hair. Gingers have the special abilities to catch damn near every disease, virus, and bacteria known to man. Gingers lack personality and a sense of humor. They are not real people like you and me, unless of course you are a ginger yourself. A ginger's main fear is over exposure to sunlight, dust, and pretty girls. The arch nemesis of a ginger is a Zombree. Besides all of these great and superior characteristics, gingers are sterile and cannot reproduce other gingers (Thank God). An inhaler is a Ginger's best friend. Without the inhaler, a ginger could perish due to over exposure to non-treated oxygen.
See above for common traits of a Ginger and then decide if that person should be hung.
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Any red-headed being. Studies show conclude that the unnatural color is caused by malnourishment during early childhood.
Person 1: Wow, did you see the new trombone player in band today?
Person 2: Not yet, but I heard his name is Tyler.
Person 1: It is, but more importantly, he's a ginger!
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A ginger is a according to the dictionary and encyclopedia a degenerate, soul-eating (yet soulless) being with red hair, freckles, and pale, pasty skin.
You are safe from them during the day because if they venture outside the sun burns their skin, however at night a UV light is also good protection because of their extremely sensitive skin.
Thought to be descendants of the devil or some kind of demon, South Park summed up Gingers perfectly; sub-human.
Ron Weasley, Anne Robinson, Charles Kennedy, and anyone who is "proud to be a ginger"
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